Random Guy: The Comic
How to Read:
Follow the comic from Top to bottom and left to right unless instructed otherwise. Think of the comic as a flip-book, minus the flipping part. The main character moves across the page, running - talking - etc. Below the image is all the text from the scene in the order it appears, in case it's too small or badly written. The name of the stick figure is Random Guy. He may be referred to as Guy from time to time.
This comic features celebrities, political figures, other characters, drug references, violence, and offensive language, so viewer/reader discretion is advised.
Enjoy.Also, comment which part of the comic you think was the funniest!
Blog Archive
Monday, January 26, 2015
3.7 - In Flight Bullshit and 3.8 - Smoking on That Opium
(Flight Attendant announcer): "There is a seat available in 1st Class if anyone would like to upgrade."
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(Katniss Everdeen): "I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!"
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(Random Guy): "Shut up ho."
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(Flight Attendant): "Anything else for you Mr. Gates?"
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(Bill Gates): "I'll take a wine cooler please. And a Zune instead of an iPod?"
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(Superman): "Why is Goku flying on a plane? He can just fly. Asshole."
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(Goku): "Hell yeah, in-flight movie!"
(Random Guy): "Son of a bitch. This thing is tall as fuck."
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"Aw, sick! Bowser takes massive shits!"
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"This guy is going to throw rocks at me; good thing I brought my shotgun."
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(Tibetan Dude): "Smoking on that opium boy!"
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(Mt Everest SnowMonster): "RAWR FUCK U BRAH"
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
3.6 - Here's a Thanksgiving Dinner
(Random Guy) "Sup bitch. Where's the princess? and the liquor? and the muthafuckin' dope!?"
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(Koopa Kid) "Hey I know you're going to burn the fuck out of me, so here's a Thanksgiving dinner. And don't burn me, please. And she's gone with Bowser. On a plane."
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(Random Guy) "So where's the plane going?"
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(Koopa Kid) "The Himalayas."
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(Random Guy) "What? Man this is some bullshit!"
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"Yo, Mario."
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(Drunk Mario) "Heyyy wo dah fuk is thisss..?"
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(Random Guy) "I'm coming over to get some money."
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(Drunk Mario) "Okaaay *throws up*"
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(Random Guy) "Just going to take some of these gold coins..."
Monday, November 17, 2014
3.5 - Bowser Always Has Lava
(Random Guy) "This nigga always has lava! Where does he get this shit?"
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"Man I've got to get my own team of asian scientists"
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"Jimmy Neutron! What's up my nigga"
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(Jimmy Neutron) - "Nothing much. Just finishing up my night shift. Bowser pays me $15 an hour to shoot bullet bills at intruders, but I fuck with you."
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
3.4 - The Princess is in Another Castle
(Random Guy) "Man I shouldn't even be going into this castle. The damn princess is never in the first castle.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
3.3 - Jumpman
START THIS COMIC FROM THE BOTTOM
(Random Guy) "Aw shit!"
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"Fuck, how does he go through these damn pipes?"
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"Skip game crazy!"
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"Why is there crystal meth in these barrels?"
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"My head is a lighter - awesome."
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"Look Donkey Kong, if you want to start a meth cartel, don't throw your product [in barrels] at your potential buyers."
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"Should have just roasted his dumbass..."
Labels:
arcade,
bros,
cartel,
comic,
crystal meth,
donkey kong,
drugs,
figure,
funny,
goomba,
mario,
stick
Monday, October 20, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
3.1 - A Charizard? Go! Bulbasaur!
(Ash from Pokemon) "A charizard! Go! Bulbasaur!"
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(Random Guy) " Really Ash? You had to choose freaking Bulbasaur."
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(Charizard!) "Char! Char! Zard!"
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(Mr. Myagi) "Young grass hoppa do yo math homewok"
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(Random Guy) "Ahh sheeeet!"
Labels:
ash,
bulbasaur,
charizard,
comic,
figure,
funny,
mt fuji,
pokemon,
stick,
the karate kid,
young grasshopper
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