(Random Guy) "Man I'm so bored"
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"Guess it's time for a ridiculous adventure"
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"Wooooo random slide"
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*Stripper Lifestyle*
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"Wonder who's here today?"
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(Ganja Man) "Yah mun, dis here reefa from Jamaica mun"
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(Random Guy to Coke Dude) "Coke dude! What's up. Looking pretty rough bro."
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(Random Guy to Obama) "Obama! Doing lines! My boy, hi-five"
(Random Guy) "Batman, what the fuck. How many times do I have to tell you that you don't live here?
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(Batman) "I am the night"
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(Random Guy) "Fucking freeloader."
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"I mean, seriously, the dude has his own bat cave."
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"Damn. Got my weed wet."
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"Better strap up before I head out."
(Random Guy) "Ah. Home sweet home."
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"Alright. How will I start this adventure?"
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Several hours of online gaming/ ____ later
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(Reporter Mary Jane) "Breaking news from the Empire State Building! Ronald McDonald is holding Care Bears hostage and injecting them with rabies! Citizens fear for their lives as insane bears attack the city. Who will help New York? Ahhh, holy shit this teddy is vicious!! This is reporter Mary Jane signing off!"
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(Random Guy) "Dude what the fuck. Ronald fucking Mcdonald?"
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*ring* *ring*
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"Yo. Yeah I heard. On my way."
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"Pretty sick private jet, huh?"
(Random Guy) "Fuckkkk"
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(Office Nerd) "Hmmm.."
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(Random Guy) "Seriously, screw parking in NYC."
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"Holy shit. No way."
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"Ummm.."
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(Fat Office Chick) "I think you're cute. And my dome is superb."
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(Office Dude) "Not sure if I'm going to die today, but I'm pretty sure you'll eat my dick off."
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(Random Guy) "Stop!"
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(Ronald McDonald) "You'll never stop my plan of world domination! ... Bitch"
(Random Guy) "Now where did he go?"
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"Shmokee"
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(Little Girl) "I wanna ride, Daddy!"
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(Father Dude) "Not until you're older, honey."
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(Stevie The Smoking Squirrel) "So damn geeked"
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(Granny) "Oh jeepers, this is some darn good pain medicine. I've been sitting here for hours and so has that talking squirrel.
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(Random Guy) "I did not sign up for magic portals."
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"Oh well, here we go."
(Random Guy) "Did you see a clown run through here?"
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(Ching Mong) "Herro, he go uh dat uhway" (y is taken and used as a zipline handle)
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(Random Guy) "Why is there so much rice?"
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"I smell... McChickens. He's close."
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"Zooka time!"
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"The sewer? Come on nigga. Nasty ass."
(Random Guy) "You see a log, I see a surfboard."
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"Ugh sick. Smells like General Tso's diarrhea."
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"Tom Cruise?"
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(Tom Cruise) "Yeah. I'm hiding from Kate. That bitch is a vampire. And she likes to suck my toes."
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(Random Guy) "You got problems bro."
START THIS COMIC FROM THE BOTTOM
(Elijah Wood) "Everybody thinks my name is Frodo.. :("
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(Tobey Maguire) "Mary Jane doesn't want me.. :("
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(Random Guy) "Hahahaha, look at these faggots, Elijah Wood and Tobey Maguire. So glad your pussy ass isn't Spiderman anymore Tobey."
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"An unopened bottle of Jack Daniel's? Shit, today's a good day."
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*glug glug*
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"Whoa"
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"Woooo"
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"Whew."
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(Rabies infested Carebear) "RAWRR!!"
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(Random Guy) "Ah, shuda hellup."
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"Stupid fuckin' carebur."
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(Drake) "Started from the bottom now we here"
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(Random Guy) "But you still in the sewer tho."
(Random Guy) "I wonder why he had this portal set up in the sewers of China town?"
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Bah, bah, bah, bah, bahhh... Make people fat
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"Is this a fucking escalator? Damn these people are fat."
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"Recruiting ninjas. Fuck." **
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"Headshots baby"
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"And recruiting scientists." **
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"Where'd the clown go?"
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(Asian Scientist) "He went to kirr da Burga King. No competition in Worrd domination."
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"Time to blow up this place with C4!"
**referring to what Ronald McDonald was doing in China town.
(Explosion at the McDonald's Corporation building) "BOOM"
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(Random Guy) "Really? Boxing"
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"Fuck it, the King's going down too."
(The New York Times) "Random Guy Saves World From Mickey D's Reign!"
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"It was a grim day in the life of America. Our beloved fast food chain leader was injecting childhood bear toys with hormones and rabies. But someone had to take action. Our hero of the day goes by the name of Random Guy. ------"
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" 'Fuck the Feds' says the hero."
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(Random Guy) "Yeah I kinda just saved the world. It's no big deal, but you know, you could still have sex with me."
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