TV announcer) "Adrian Peterson will be suspended again for this week's game."
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(Random Guy) "Come on! I gotta win fantasy football this week!"
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"This is some bullshit. I'm getting some chicken wings."
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"Man, the Vikings really fucked me this week. Let me get 30 wings, extra hot."
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(Wing King) "Why don't you just threaten the owners of the Vikings, maaaan."
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(Random Guy) "Hell yeah. I'm winning this week motherfuckers."
(Random Guy) "Fuck! It's cold as shit in this fucking state."
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"There better be some cocaine in those snowballs."
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*Snow 4 Sale ("It's all we got.") $10 p/ ball*
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(Snow Salesman) "Best snow in the city!"
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(Random Guy) "Huaaa"
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"Dang this viking thing is legit."
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*Leif Erikson - CODENAME: Linebacker*
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(Rick James) "Fuck Yo Couch Nigga!!"
*SWIMMING POOL HAS BEEN TURNED INTO ICE SKATING RINK INDEFINITELY*
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(Random Guy) "You've got to be kidding me."
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"Put Adrian Peterson back in the line-up!"
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(Viking 1) "Woah man, you've got the wrong viking. The executive vikings went on an expedition on their ship."
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(Viking 2) "Yeah, they're out on Lake Superior."
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(Random Guy) "dammit."
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"Guess I'll take the train."
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"Jay walk real smooth."
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(Snowman Asshole) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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(Random Guy) "Not if my flamethrower has something to say about it."
(Jack Sparrow) "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"
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(Random Guy) "Let me get a swig, captain."
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(Robert the Retarded Dolphin) "Herp! Derp! Derp!"
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(Random Guy) "Oh look, it's Robert, the retarded dolphin."
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"Freeze motherfuckers!"
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"A note? Son of a... 'Gone deep sea diving'..? This is a fucking lake!"
(Random Guy) "Umm.. Nazi fish?"
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(Adolf Hitler Fish) "Gott mit uns! Mein Kampf!"
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(Random Guy) "Y'all got some shrooms?"
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(The Beatles) "We all live in a yellow submarine.. and hell yeah!"
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(Random Guy) "Yummy shrooms doh boy"
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"Nemo! Say hi to me!"
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"Ow."
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"Weeee"
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"Ow. again."
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"Damn I'm trippin' balls"
(Random Guy) "Aw shit did you see that dragon?"
-"This shit is too trippy."
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"Oh shit why am I floating?"
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"Might as well go with the rainbow."
(Random Guy) "Oh man my head hurts. So glad that trip is over. Where the hell am I?"
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(Viking VP) "You are an intrude to the viking's secret cove. You will be punished in the way the head viking sees fit."
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"Keep it moving."
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(Random Guy) "Fuck you. I bet you don't even like football."
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"This bitch again.."
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(Fat Office Chick) "I'm ready to suck you up."
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(Drunk Viking) "Might need a few more drinks."
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(Viking VP) "What cologne is that? It's nice."
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(Random Guy) "Gucci bruh. Gucci."
(Random Guy) "If Adrian Peterson isn't back in the lineup next week, You'll be dead, I promise."
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(Head Viking) "*cough cough* Take him to the Kraken."
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(Random Guy) "Roundhouse kick to the face!"
(Random Guy) "Last chance, motherfucker."
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(Head Viking) "Okay, okay. What did you want again? You want to smoke a blunt?"
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(Random Guy) "Hell yeah, match up."
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(Head Viking) "Dammmn it's smokey in this bitch. I'll put Adrian Peterson back in the line-up cause we were kind of sucking anyway.
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(Random Guy) "Bet, you want some munchies?"
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A few hours later
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(Head Viking) "The fuck you mean you don't deliver pizza at 3 am?"
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