Random Guy 1.3 - Ronald Fucking McDonald

(Random Guy) "Ah. Home sweet home."
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"Alright. How will I start this adventure?"
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Several hours of online gaming/ ____ later
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(Reporter Mary Jane) "Breaking news from the Empire State Building! Ronald McDonald is holding Care Bears hostage and injecting them with rabies! Citizens fear for their lives as insane bears attack the city. Who will help New York? Ahhh, holy shit this teddy is vicious!! This is reporter Mary Jane signing off!"
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(Random Guy) "Dude what the fuck. Ronald fucking Mcdonald?"
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*ring* *ring*
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"Yo. Yeah I heard. On my way."
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"Pretty sick private jet, huh?"

Random Guy 1.2 - One stalactite?

(Random Guy) "Batman, what the fuck. How many times do I have to tell you that you don't live here?
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(Batman) "I am the night"
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(Random Guy) "Fucking freeloader."
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"I mean, seriously, the dude has his own bat cave."
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"Damn. Got my weed wet."
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"Better strap up before I head out."

Random Guy 1 - Somebody Farted

Here is the first scene of my stick figure comic. Below the image is all the text from the scene in the order it appears, in case it's too small or badly written. The name of the stick figure is Random Guy. He may be referred to as Guy from time to time. This comic features celebrities, political figures, and offensive language, so viewer/reader discretion is advised. Enjoy.

(Random Guy) "Man I'm so bored"
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"Guess it's time for a ridiculous adventure"
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"Wooooo random slide"
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*Stripper Lifestyle*
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"Wonder who's here today?"
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(Ganja Man) "Yah mun, dis here reefa from Jamaica mun"
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(Random Guy to Coke Dude) "Coke dude! What's up. Looking pretty rough bro."
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(Random Guy to Obama) "Obama! Doing lines! My boy, hi-five"