How to Read:

Follow the comic from Top to bottom and left to right unless instructed otherwise. Think of the comic as a flip-book, minus the flipping part. The main character moves across the page, running - talking - etc. Below the image is all the text from the scene in the order it appears, in case it's too small or badly written. The name of the stick figure is Random Guy. He may be referred to as Guy from time to time.

This comic features celebrities, political figures, other characters, drug references, violence, and offensive language, so viewer/reader discretion is advised.

Enjoy.

Also, comment which part of the comic you think was the funniest!





Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Random Guy 1.3 - Ronald Fucking McDonald


(Random Guy) "Ah. Home sweet home."
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"Alright. How will I start this adventure?"
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Several hours of online gaming/ ____ later
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(Reporter Mary Jane) "Breaking news from the Empire State Building! Ronald McDonald is holding Care Bears hostage and injecting them with rabies! Citizens fear for their lives as insane bears attack the city. Who will help New York? Ahhh, holy shit this teddy is vicious!! This is reporter Mary Jane signing off!"
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(Random Guy) "Dude what the fuck. Ronald fucking Mcdonald?"
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*ring* *ring*
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"Yo. Yeah I heard. On my way."
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"Pretty sick private jet, huh?"

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