*SWIMMING POOL HAS BEEN TURNED INTO ICE SKATING RINK INDEFINITELY*
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(Random Guy) "You've got to be kidding me."
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"Put Adrian Peterson back in the line-up!"
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(Viking 1) "Woah man, you've got the wrong viking. The executive vikings went on an expedition on their ship."
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(Viking 2) "Yeah, they're out on Lake Superior."
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(Random Guy) "dammit."
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"Guess I'll take the train."
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"Jay walk real smooth."
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(Snowman Asshole) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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(Random Guy) "Not if my flamethrower has something to say about it."
